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Quotes of My Life #2

In Turkey…on our holidays Husband: Why have all the hotels got a big blue eye hanging over the door? Me: That is to warn away evil spirits Husband: Yes but why is it an eye…where does that come from? Me: I think it’s the eye of Medusa..it’s good luck Husband: But Medusa was a c**t […]

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Keeping It Real With Kathy Beale

Thursday night….a school night..and there I am ‘twatted’, (drunk that is…not a Welsh person’s name). I haven’t had a drop of alcohol since Christmas Day, partly because the situation hasn’t arisen, and also because I’ve been dosed up on steroids, and the new medication for arthritis (Mincer’s Hip). So I really needed a good night […]

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52 Weeks in 52 Words

Written in response to Sacha Black’s Writespiration #103 The Distance Between…. Matt was on the phone for  twenty minutes listening to the whinger blaming everyone for his problems. When the call ended, he blasted the words; ‘massive twat!’…Only he hadn’t hung up!  It was then Matt wished the distance between his foot and mouth was […]

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Get to know me

I recently saw this post on Ritu’s blog ..But I SmileAnyway and thought..well thats quite cool. Since I started blogging in November, you’ll know that I am not afraid to make fun of myself…and sometimes other people, but you may not know much about me (behind the candelabra, as it were) So here are my […]

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