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Steps Reunite…Again

I can hardly hold back the excitement as Steps announce their 20 year reunion, I am suddenly taken back to a time when ‘pop’ was at its peak and the ‘ABBA of the 90s”  brought us the likes of 5678, One for Sorrow and Tragedy. It’s 1997 and Claire Richards is still thin, H is […]

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Name That Pussy

If you read my post ‘Pancake Day Surprise‘ , you’ll know that we are the accidental ‘human daddy’s’ to a couple of new editions to our household. So Im launching a little ‘just for fun’ competition to name our little ‘pancake day surprise’ kitties…the prize is …absolutely nothing! (unless you want to offer a forever […]

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Pancake Day Surprise

They say that ‘Nothing ever happens on a Tuesday’, well thats certainly how Shrove Tuesday started in the Line-Hayward household. It totally slipped my mind that it was ‘pancake day’ and besides….with the fit bit now in full use…and a holiday to Mexico to slim down for, it was probably a good thing that I […]

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Quotes of My Life #2

In Turkey…on our holidays Husband: Why have all the hotels got a big blue eye hanging over the door? Me: That is to warn away evil spirits Husband: Yes but why is it an eye…where does that come from? Me: I think it’s the eye of Medusa..it’s good luck Husband: But Medusa was a c**t […]

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Keeping It Real With Kathy Beale

Thursday night….a school night..and there I am ‘twatted’, (drunk that is…not a Welsh person’s name). I haven’t had a drop of alcohol since Christmas Day, partly because the situation hasn’t arisen, and also because I’ve been dosed up on steroids, and the new medication for arthritis (Mincer’s Hip). So I really needed a good night […]

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52 Weeks in 52 Words

Written in response to Sacha Black’s Writespiration #103 The Distance Between…. Matt was on the phone for  twenty minutes listening to the whinger blaming everyone for his problems. When the call ended, he blasted the words; ‘massive twat!’…Only he hadn’t hung up!  It was then Matt wished the distance between his foot and mouth was […]

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