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Name That Pussy

If you read my post ‘Pancake Day Surprise‘ , you’ll know that we are the accidental ‘human daddy’s’ to a couple of new editions to our household. So Im launching a little ‘just for fun’ competition to name our little ‘pancake day surprise’ kitties…the prize is …absolutely nothing! (unless you want to offer a forever […]

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Pancake Day Surprise

They say that ‘Nothing ever happens on a Tuesday’, well thats certainly how Shrove Tuesday started in the Line-Hayward household. It totally slipped my mind that it was ‘pancake day’ and besides….with the fit bit now in full use…and a holiday to Mexico to slim down for, it was probably a good thing that I […]

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Quotes of My Life #2

In Turkey…on our holidays Husband: Why have all the hotels got a big blue eye hanging over the door? Me: That is to warn away evil spirits Husband: Yes but why is it an eye…where does that come from? Me: I think it’s the eye of Medusa..it’s good luck Husband: But Medusa was a c**t […]

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Keeping It Real With Kathy Beale

Thursday night….a school night..and there I am ‘twatted’, (drunk that is…not a Welsh person’s name). I haven’t had a drop of alcohol since Christmas Day, partly because the situation hasn’t arisen, and also because I’ve been dosed up on steroids, and the new medication for arthritis (Mincer’s Hip). So I really needed a good night […]

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52 Weeks in 52 Words

Written in response to Sacha Black’s Writespiration #103 The Distance Between…. Matt was on the phone for  twenty minutes listening to the whinger blaming everyone for his problems. When the call ended, he blasted the words; ‘massive twat!’…Only he hadn’t hung up!  It was then Matt wished the distance between his foot and mouth was […]

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