Scummy Mummy Does Mexico

As holidays go, I am all up for experiencing new cultures and meeting new people, but If there were a ‘class’ system for holiday makers, then the vile creature we met on our pacific getaway would definitely be ‘steerage’. This Scummy Mummy was of the ‘ Jeremy Kyle Show’ ilk, donning her best Primark leggings […]

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Name That Pussy

If you read my post ‘Pancake Day Surprise‘ , you’ll know that we are the accidental ‘human daddy’s’ to a couple of new editions to our household. So Im launching a little ‘just for fun’ competition to name our little ‘pancake day surprise’ kitties…the prize is …absolutely nothing! (unless you want to offer a forever […]

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Pancake Day Surprise

They say that ‘Nothing ever happens on a Tuesday’, well thats certainly how Shrove Tuesday started in the Line-Hayward household. It totally slipped my mind that it was ‘pancake day’ and besides….with the fit bit now in full use…and a holiday to Mexico to slim down for, it was probably a good thing that I […]

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Keeping It Real With Kathy Beale

Thursday night….a school night..and there I am ‘twatted’, (drunk that is…not a Welsh person’s name). I haven’t had a drop of alcohol since Christmas Day, partly because the situation hasn’t arisen, and also because I’ve been dosed up on steroids, and the new medication for arthritis (Mincer’s Hip). So I really needed a good night […]

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The Wake-Up Cure

Written in Response to Sacha Black’s Writespiration #101, 52 Weeks in 52 Words   I wasn’t getting to my meeting on time. Overcome with tiredness, I raced to the cafe for an espresso. En route, a bastard pigeon nose-dived my windscreen., in an effort not to stack my car, I braked hard.  So…wide awake now!…but […]

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The Storytime Challenge….

I love writing short stories, and I thought it would be fun to start off with an opening line and then hand over to you to complete the story in the comments section. (you will have to keep an eye on the comments that people have written before you). I will then bring it all […]

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