In Turkey…on our holidays
Husband: Why have all the hotels got a big blue eye hanging over the door?
Me: That is to warn away evil spirits
Husband: Yes but why is it an eye…where does that come from?
Me: I think it’s the eye of Medusa..it’s good luck
Husband: But Medusa was a c**t with snakes coming out of her head
Me: Oh was she?