The Wake-Up Cure

Written in Response to Sacha Black’s Writespiration #101, 52 Weeks in 52 Words


I wasn’t getting to my meeting on time. Overcome with tiredness, I raced to the cafe for an espresso. En route, a bastard pigeon nose-dived my windscreen., in an effort not to stack my car, I braked hard.  So…wide awake now!…but how do you remove pigeon juice from windscreens?

5 thoughts on “The Wake-Up Cure

  1. EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Hahahaha that is so gross, but hilarious! I had a pigeon fly into my office work window once, nearly pooped my pants it was so loud! lolllll. Brilliant entry again this week 😀

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