Quotes of my life….#1

To the Lesbian Cab driver in Belfast (AKA the Russian Shotput finalist)

Me: Alright lezzer…busy night?

Cab Driver: No …Iv’e just started…..so I have…where to?

Me: The Days Inn……don’t judge me!

Cab Driver:  No bother

Me:  Ere love!…. can you stop outside McDonalds?

Cab Driver: No sorry mate…Im not allowed down there …so I’m not

Me: Oh its alright, I understand….is it because you are a protestant…and this is a catholic area?

Cab Driver:  No!  Im not allowed down there because it’s pedestrianised

Me: ….Fuck my life

 

 

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