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Keeping It Real With Kathy Beale

Thursday night….a school night..and there I am ‘twatted’, (drunk that is…not a Welsh person’s name). I haven’t had a drop of alcohol since Christmas Day, partly because the situation hasn’t arisen, and also because I’ve been dosed up on steroids, and the new medication for arthritis (Mincer’s Hip). So I really needed a good night […]

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52 Weeks in 52 Words

Written in response to Sacha Black’s Writespiration #103 The Distance Between…. Matt was on the phone for  twenty minutes listening to the whinger blaming everyone for his problems. When the call ended, he blasted the words; ‘massive twat!’…Only he hadn’t hung up!  It was then Matt wished the distance between his foot and mouth was […]

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Get to know me

I recently saw this post on Ritu’s blog ..But I SmileAnyway and thought..well thats quite cool. Since I started blogging in November, you’ll know that I am not afraid to make fun of myself…and sometimes other people, but you may not know much about me (behind the candelabra, as it were) So here are my […]

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Do we really need Courgettes anyway?

Evidently, it has become increasingly difficult to buy courgettes recently in British shops and the country has gone mad!  It makes you wonder why there is a sudden urge to buy courgettes as soon as they are unavailable. I’ll tell you why…. Despite a courgette being a staple diet to those ‘clean eating ,lesbian, vegetarian […]

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52 Weeks of Eurovision: Week 6 – Katrina and the Waves

Welcome to another addition of 52 Weeks of Eurovision. If you missed last week’s article on Olivia Newton John and ABBA you can find it here. It’s week 6 now…so about time I celebrated a U.K win!! 1997’s Eurovision Song Contest can be remembered for one thing…..heart-throb Boyzone singer presenting the contest?…..no wait…Katrina and the […]

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